The Starbucks Diaries: We'll Call This "What The Fuck Is She Wearing" Night

The Starbucks Diaries

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

We'll Call This "What The Fuck Is She Wearing" Night

Ok, out of everything that I've seen at Starbucks, tonight pretty much took the cake. I'm not sure if planets were aligned or the moon went into some weird full moon phase without notifying the rest of the solar system...but what the fuck do chicks wear now days?

One girl came in wearing capris pants. They weren't typical capris. Well, they would have been run of the mill, but one leg was normal length (falling just above the boot line...black boots) and the other leg was rolled up to around the crotchal region. Maybe it was gang related? But why the black boots with it? And a green tank top? I should have taken a damn picture. It successfully creeped me out.

Another girl came in with an orange tank top shirt thing. Only this tank top shirt thing came down to nearly her knees and I'm lucky I spotted the short, short shorts she had on underneath or I was liable to call the fashion police. It was like a moo moo gone horribly wrong...which is hard to do since a moo moo IS horribly wrong. To top it all off, the shirt was orange and she was quite rotund. So, she effectively looked like a fat pumpkin with twiggy, chicken legs to accentuate the waddle effect of her walk. Fabulous, I say.

On a small side note, they hired a new boy at Starbucks. I call him Afro. And why? Because he's a white boy with an afro. Good times! He seems to be nice, but I haven't really talked to him. I think it's the afro that really gets me. his name is Caleb (spelling? lol). He's super fucking tall, which is a plus, but the jury is still out on our official opinion of him.

And by the way...the flyer says "A Taste of Fall." It does not say "A Taste of Fail" or "A Taste of Hell." Glasses people! lmfao Love you guys. =)

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