Well, not really. lol Her name is Sandy though! And why is this important? Because we met her at Starbucks and that's ALWAYS awesome.
We are spreading...
...LIKE THE PLAGUE!
Hmm, that sounds a little ominous. Maybe something else would be better.
We're spreading like butter on toast! We're spreading like tar on asphalt! We're spreading wildfire! We're spreading like wings! We're spreading like...
FIGHT CLUB!
Perfect! We are much like Fight Club or we should be! RAWR! We are STARBUCKS CLUB! We have rules!
1. You must talk about Starbucks Club.
2. You must talk about Starbucks Club.
3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if they're just faking it, the shenanigans are just beginning.
4. Only two people can engage at once, if we were fair...but we're not!
5. Multiple shenanigans at a time.
6. They engage without remorse or order.
7. The shenanigans go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at Starbucks Club, you have to engage.
And there you have it. We travel in packs, take many prisoners, and have the most fun one could possibly have in the middle of any Starbucks location we can possibly overtake with our shenanigans. It's great fun.
Welcome, Sandy. We hope to see you again!Labels: Herndon and Willow |
