The Starbucks Diaries

Hi. My name is Tom Smokeson. You see these pants? These…camo pants? One would think I hunt or some other outdoorsy sort of thing, but in fact I don’t. I’m an animal lover. I’m self-centered as well. I know way too much about music…or at least I think I do. Heh. I own a lot of clocks. I know…kinda weird huh? It’s one of those “I like clocks but have no sense of time” kinda thing. If time was of the essence, I wouldn’t hang out in front of Starbucks and have random conversations with strangers. I look homeless, but I’m not. I collect and pack shit around like a homeless person does, but I’m not homeless. Or at least that’s what I say. I collect milk bottles too! No worth whatsoever, but they seem like a fun thing to collect. I like to bitch about getting “screwed” at the pawn shops. I love my life though.

Hi. My name is Andrew Famous. My aunt was a seamstress for the circus. Yeah., that’s pretty cool. I LOOOOOVE Johnny Cash. I think he might be Rockabilly. I love him, but I have no fucking clue what genre he is in. I collect records. No idea what they are worth, but I collect them.

Labels: Shaw and Villa